Saturday, January 05, 2008

Battle-Tested and the NFL?

I think the NFL should ban the word "Battle Tested" from all game announcements and broadcasts.

  • they aren't fighting in a battle (infact most of the current players probably never have)

  • they aren't having things shot at them

  • they aren't fighting (for democracy)

Maybe, just maybe, if a player is playing in Cleveland, they are battle-tested. Afterall, they do on occasion have illegally-smuggled-contraband thrown at them.

Oh, and Andrea Kremer's nose and mouth look exactly like Edie Falco's.